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Reporters tend to get a little scatter-brained by the end of E3. In an effort to relieve some of that stress, ZAM's Andrew Beegle spent the last day at the expo performing his own time-honored tradition of courting the local talent. (Otherwise known as "Booth-Babe Stalking" to anyone who's not Andrew.) It's one of his most favored pastimes; whether he's honing his "direct-eye-contact" skills or bragging about his Greatsword of Girthful Terror with a "professional" WoW gamer, it's the glimmering light at the end of any dark expo tunnel.

As per usual, Andrew wouldn't dream of breaking tradition, as you can see in the following video from ZAM's E3 2009 coverage. Our Editor-in-Chief decides to up the ante this year and jump in the pool head-first, abandoning the usual toe-dipping. Things actually look a bit optimistic at first, when a gorgeous young booth babe asks Andy just exactly where he'd take her out, if she let him. Rather than spoiling his brilliant reply, you can pretty much sum it up with this: /facepalm.

Luckily for Andrew (and our squirming viewers), he decides to hit up Casey from the MMO Report for a little sage advice. It turns out Andrew's talent spec and primary skills were way off-base for this type of encounter; no wonder he was wiping so much! After a quick respec and some heavily-stacked Charisma points, he repairs, suits up and goes back out for one last try. Check it out after the jump!

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Posted: Jun 12th 2009 6:44am | IP: Logged | Reply to this
haha funny stuff guys!
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Could sub-label this as "How not to ask out gamer girls, or anything else human.. "

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I need this guy on my next Vegas Conference run
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With this fellow in tow I am certain to remain faithrul to the spouse!
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I need this guy on my next Vegas Conference run
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Owch! Yeah that guy is sure to scare away all the women.
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"My staff is already taken."

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That was painful to watch and terribly staged. Keep trying Andy.
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That is really how he is... I feel sorry for him. :(
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That was great. Your Diplomacy skill has gone up (1)
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You definitely wouldnt have gotten rejected from an EQ Ogre babe or a WoW Tauren babe. Too bad there weren't any of them around....
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That is pretty funny! The asking out worked a lot better if there was more cowbell. Just a tip!
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That was hilarious. Very well done. Nice editing too reminds me of G4, but in a good way.
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